If romantic comedies have taught us anything it's that Paul Rudd will continue to be in every movie ever made and that perfect couples exist and they'll eventually end up together, even if it takes some work.
Blackberries and barbecue sauce are that perfect couple. They were meant to be together.
Sure, blackberries seem like a perfect match for pies and tarts, but no. We beg to differ. So, here it is: the unlikely love story between blackberries and barbecue sauce.
Blackberries can be prickly, but their sweetness eventually wins almost everyone over. Meanwhile, barbecue sauce is more of a wildcard - it can be sweet, spicy, salty, or even bitter. When these two met, they both ordered the same Frappuccino while in line at Starbucks; barbecue sauce knew it wanted blackberries inside of it (things just got real saucy!). But the blackberries were reluctant at first, mainly because their parents always assumed they would end up with a nice pastry. After barbecue sauce almost lost blackberries to a cocktail, they decided to add a little heat and spice to their relationship, and become more than just work colleagues. In time they discovered what they had together was true love. They eventually got married and hired a pretty good photographer for their wedding and ended up having a beautiful chicken breast together.
There you have it kids, true love always wins in the end, except in real life where everything usually falls apart and it's more like the ending of Wet Hot American Summer.














